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The Rootbeer Chronicles

My name is Rootbeer and I'm a time traveling maltipoo-at-law.

Don’t mind me, just hurtling through space and time
My friend Meryl always introduces me to her whacky friends. 
Susan Tyrrell is my birth mother and Stacy Keach gave me my first shot of jäger.
Barbara Stanwyck is my home girl.